slytherin_spy ([info]slytherin_spy) wrote in [info]mayfair_nexus,
2005-09-26 12:28:00
Snape makes his way through the flat to the kitchen, and to the pantry. He's got a fierce craving for crisps, of which there are none in the estate in Wales. Ah, crisps. Excellent. Sour cream and onion? Better and better. Looking around shiftily, he decides to dare some pop, and opens the fridge.

The smell is amazing. There's something green in the back, and he thinks it might be looking at him.

"Sweet cauldrons, what is that?" He immediately blames Hollister, whatever it is.
Tags: hippolyta, manwaring, nadezhda, snape, tentacle monster

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[info]cold_hope

September 26 2005, 16:45:00 UTC 6 years ago

"I think its name is Alphonse."


She's leaning on the doorframe. "And you're a braver man than me. Don't get too close, I think it's hungry."

[info]slytherin_spy

September 26 2005, 16:50:33 UTC 6 years ago

He gives her a you are INSANE sort of look, and reaches into his sleeves to produce two dragonhide gloves, well-stained with potions making. With swift, smooth movements, he removes the milk and juice and several other things in breakable bottles.

"Alphonse my arse." This little blighter's coming right out!

[info]cold_hope

September 26 2005, 16:52:30 UTC 6 years ago

"Let us hope it does not come to that."

She retreats smartly into the other room.

[info]slytherin_spy

September 26 2005, 16:59:46 UTC 6 years ago

Cowardly woman, retreating from things that live in fridges. "Find us a box or something to put it in," he calls after her retreating footsteps.

"Alright you, come on. It's just you and me. Come quietly and I won't immediately dice you for potions."

[info]cold_hope

September 26 2005, 17:08:17 UTC 6 years ago

Hey, some truly evil things have lived in fridges.

She sighs and goes to find a containment structure.

[info]slytherin_spy

September 26 2005, 17:16:23 UTC 6 years ago

Alphonse declines the offer to go quietly, announcing its intentions by squirting a foul-smelling brown cloud in Snape's face. Gagging, Snape puts on his goggles and retaliates with a calculated lunge, feinting to the left before striking to the right. He gets a good grip on a tentacle and begins the initial extraction attempt.

[info]h_hollister

September 26 2005, 17:20:06 UTC 6 years ago

"What the smeg is going on here?"

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[info]dunnett_first

September 26 2005, 17:20:14 UTC 6 years ago

Dunnett's got a bin liner handy.
"Hullo," he says as he offers it to Nadez with a bit of a grin.

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[info]slytherin_spy

September 26 2005, 18:37:32 UTC 6 years ago

Snape turns to Dunnett and sees him eyeing the bin liner. Snape has no faith in the containment powers of plastic. He grabs the breadbox and empties it of baked goods and scoops the bin liner up in it. He then presents the box to Nadezhda.

"Thoughts?"

[info]cold_hope

September 26 2005, 18:40:15 UTC 6 years ago

"Besides "oh dear god I'm sorry"?"

She takes the box, squints down the kitchen, and then drop-kicks it: there's a flicker and a hum as it passes through the half-mended dimensional rip, and is gone.

"Thank you for yet again saving our collective bottoms."

[info]slytherin_spy

September 26 2005, 18:48:03 UTC 6 years ago

"I rather think I saved your collective brains. That thing had intent.

May I suggest that if you see anything left in this fridge for over a week, you toss it?

...I have butter on my elbow." It's very upsetting.

[info]cold_hope

September 26 2005, 18:58:40 UTC 6 years ago

"Yes, you do. My poor darling...that was awfully brave, and I will try and do better with the throwing of the leftovers away."

She hugs him.

[info]dunnett_first

September 26 2005, 19:00:17 UTC 6 years ago

"Thanks from me as well. I'm going to just get everything left in the fridge out of it now. Probably safest."

[info]h_hollister

September 26 2005, 19:06:35 UTC 6 years ago

Comes down the hall in a towel, her hair still dripping, and shakes a finger at Severus.

"And next time, don't grab innocent bystanders into it, damn it!"

[info]slytherin_spy

September 26 2005, 20:07:43 UTC 6 years ago

"Innocent bystanders? This is YOUR FRIDGE! Next time I'll invite it out and let it nest in your sock drawer!"

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September 26 2005, 20:17:43 UTC 6 years ago

"Probably. Ugh. I have faced dark creatures great and small, but never a refrigerator beast."

[info]dragonwhishes

September 26 2005, 19:10:22 UTC 6 years ago

Melinda arrives right after the box is kicked.

"... Dammit, I wanted to help!" she says, brooding. "I even had the cabbles and gay rabbits ready for battle."

[info]dunnett_first

September 26 2005, 20:46:23 UTC 6 years ago

Dunnett says nothing, but quietly wonders why the gents who drive taxicabs would be ready for battle.

[info]dragonwhishes

September 26 2005, 21:05:46 UTC 6 years ago

Melinda would tell him that cabbles and cabbys are two different things.

A large, balloonish type thing appears in midair next to her, and it makes a 'perrrrrt' noise.

[info]stiletto_blade

September 27 2005, 01:29:53 UTC 6 years ago

Max steps in with a bag and sniffs the air, nearly choking... Who left the toxic waste in the fridge? Her voice is calm and quiet...always a bad sign.

[info]slytherin_spy

September 27 2005, 01:32:15 UTC 6 years ago

((You're a bit late, the toxic waste has been disposed of. IN THE FORM OF A FACE-HUGGER!!!))

[info]stiletto_blade

September 27 2005, 01:38:37 UTC 6 years ago

((She could probably still smell the lingering after-effects with set her to cleaning out the fridge, washing with a cleaner containing bleach and re-stocking it all the while glaring at any who watch her...daring them to object.))

[info]slytherin_spy

September 27 2005, 01:47:53 UTC 6 years ago

((Snape will find her proclivity to barrel in and begin cleaning other people's fridges amusing. So long as it is not his fridge.))

[info]stiletto_blade

September 27 2005, 01:55:25 UTC 6 years ago

((It's just her bent way of showing that she cares...besides...she is trying to instill some respect for the kitchen into Dez and Hippolyta...But considering she tends to bring goodies...))

[info]slytherin_spy

September 27 2005, 02:05:26 UTC 6 years ago

((If crazy tentacle-monster cannot instill respect, we are all of us doomed. DOOMED! DOOOOOMED!!!))
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